The · RayneJelly · Jar

. The Author: Rayne Jelly
The Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spander... for a given value.
Disclaimer: ... the really sad thing is, if I was making money I'd spend it on Buffy comics. Is Spike: After the Fall 2 out?
Summary: The events of School Hard don't go the way they were supposed to.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst, final death, I wouldn't call it 'extra dark' because I so rarely plumb the depths of my depravity but... it's close? Also, written at 6am.
Notes: I was reading a lot of sweet and shmoopy and I think my brain rebelled on principle.
Feedback: Sure. Love it.

( This Is Not A Love Story )

. The Author: Rayne Jelly
The Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Canon through S5, implied Spander.
Disclaimer: If I made money from bad fanfic, would I still need a job?
Summary: Xander wouldn't just leave her! There was something terribly wrong! She needed ice cream, and Hugh Grant movies, and maybe a mud-mask courtesy of her female friends... Warnings for mild implied Spander.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Aside from goofiness and potential spelling mistakes? none.
Notes: This was part of a much larger, much more depressing story, but I'm re-writing that and this amused me too much to let it go so I stuck an ending on it and am calling it 'humor.'
Feedback: Do the yuppies dig their Starbucks?

( The Break Up )

. The Author: Rayne Jelly
The Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Disclaimer: BtVS does not belong to the Jelly. She would pity herself, but it's easier to be envious of so few than pity herself among so many that don't own BtVS.
Summary: Meaning what you say isn't always saying what you mean. Possibly fluff.
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: The title may be slightly pretentious for the actual concept. Sorry. Also, this is unedited. it was a 2am fancy and I'm too lazy to bother with much more than a spell-check. Warnings for falling sappiness, sadly, not of the maple variety. It's what I'd call 'fluff fic' with an odd venue.
Feedback: Ring ring ring ring, ring ring ring - Banana Phone!

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( Babel )

It's getting to be that time again - specifically, This Time:

That's right! NaNo 08 started 20 days ago and... I'm here

Wish me Luck!

I wanted to write Spike poetry - so... fun but with very little technical merit ^_^.

A Silly Sonnet

 

Can someone pull a spleen out through a nose?

You have a knack for asking this and that –

Or beat someone to death with their own toes?

Your questions pulled like rabbits from a hat.

Like, have you ever been to Amsterdam?

I’ll give you truths whenever you desire

(or fornicated loudly with a ram?)

Even though you often call me “liar.”

What is her dress size? if you had to guess.

Because despite the answers you demand

The Heart’s between the fourth and fifth ribs, yes?

You’ll never ask the question that’s at hand.

If you ever find the nerve to ask

I’ll tell you “yes, I love you. Pass the flask?”